- For the keyboard warriors who open every email thread with gritted teeth and a fake smile this furious goose is your spirit animal. Armed with a knife and enough attitude to CC the entire company, this design screams I am not the one.
- A must-have for coworkers, managers, and that one friend who responds to drama with spreadsheets and side-eye. Great for work parties, team retreats, or your next HR meeting. Bonus points if you actually are the goose.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
Some heroes wear capes. Others wield knives and honk in all caps. This vintage-style graphic features a very angry goose clutching a blade, paired with a stern warking: Reply All One More Time. I Dare You. Clean lines, retro flair, and a smidge of menace to get your point across. Whether you're surviving corporate chaos or embracing your villain arc, this shirt delivers big passive-aggressive energy with a side of menace. Great for sarcastic professionals, office comedians, and animal lovers who know geese aren't to be messed with.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : April 18, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template